Santa after looking a slim girl- Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me tera mass nahi, Propose main tujhe khak karu… 14 feb tk tere jeene ki aas nahi
Santa ne challenge kiya: Ke wo kutubminar ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale pahunch gaye: Tab Bola- Bas koi utha ke sir pe rakh de!
Bol Or Bol… “\ /” | | ,/(.’.)\, Apke Bare Me Galat Bol Rha Tha Bhai, To Ulta Latka Diya Isko! Ye Apko INTELLEGENT Kah Rha Tha.:
Pappu : I Love U.. . . Girl :Tumne Mujme Aisa Kya DekhaKi Mujhe Propose Kar Diya ???…… Papu: Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye HiToh Propose Kiya Hai Pagli.
Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhanasikha do.. . . . Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo. . . . . Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge. . . . . . . . Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future
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