Phoolwala:”SahaÂb Apni Gf Keliye Phool Le Lo.. . Boy:”Meri Gf Nahi Hai. Phoolwala:”To Mangetar Ke Liye Le Lo. Boy:”Meri Mangetar Nahi Hai.. Phoolwala:”to Biwi Ke Liye Hi Le Lo. Boy:”Meri Biwi Bhi Nahi Hai. . . . Phoolwala:”Aye Duniya Ke Khush Kismat Insaan Meri Taraf Se Ye Phool Free Me Le Le…
1ladka Dusre Ladke Se.. Tum Ne Meri Gf Ko Propose Kyo Kiya.. ?? . Ladke Ne Mast Jawab Dia:” . . . . . Jab Tak Ladki Kunwari Hai.. . Na Tumhari Hai.. Na Hamari Hai.. Bas Sarkari Hai..
Ek bar ek natakhat ladka lalu ji se pu6ta hai Natakhat ladka= lalu g osama ke 3 bibi se 25 bachcha hai or apke 1 bibi se 9 bachcha hai ap dono me koon a66a hai lalu yadav= are ham a66a hu kyoki mera avrej a66a hai ;-)B-):-D:-)
Santa biwi K sath trainMe safar kr raha tha Raatko biwi boli:Ye admi mere blouse me hath dal raha H Santa:Tu fikar na kr paise mere jeb me H..
Girl: kal mera birthday hai. Boy: Advance happy birthday Girl: Kya gift doge muje. Boy:kya chahiye? Girl: Ring Boy: Ring dunga par phone uthana mat balance nahi he……
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