Celebrity Jokes for Whatsapp 141

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye



Kanjoos ke roop mein aapko yaad kiya jayega, Kanjoosi ka aapko award diya jayega, Bhool se koi sms ya call na kar dena, Varna ye award aapse chheen liya jayega.



Teacher: jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega, woh ghar ja sakta h.. Tabhi Rahul apna bag bahar fek deta hai. Teacher: woh bag kisne feka??? . . . . . . Rahul: maine, aur ab mai gharja raha hu…:-D:-D:-P Teacher Shocked&Rahul Rocked ;-



Ek admi ki shadi hui, Dost se Mashwra liya k apni Biwi ka Dil kese jetoon.. ?? . . Frnd:”Us k paas Cigret laga kar jana or dhuwaus k muh pe mar k kehna:”Agar tum kaho to ye adat bhi chor sakta hun…:> . Us ne jaa kar esa hi kiya.. . . . . Biwi ne sun kar jawab dia:”NAi its 0k.. Agar GOLD FLAKE hai te ek SUTTA Mujhe bhi marna hai



REALITY OF FACEBOOK: . Kali kaluti ladki, FB name WHITE ANGEL . . Motta Genda Ladka, FB name SMARTY GUY . . Darpook looser bacha, FB name THE KILLER . . Muhally ki Desi Ladki, FB name PRINCESS ROCKS . . 45 years ki Aunty, FB name THE DOLL RETURNS . . . 60 years ka baba, FB name THE YOUNG KING…:



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