Ek Murghi Market Gayi , Or Kaha”Ek Anda Dena” Salesman: “Tum Anda Khud Q Nhi Deti. Murghi: Mera Husband Ne Kaha He … Janu 4 Rupee K Liye Apna, Figure Mt Khrab Kro Tum.
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?….. Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: pota Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Student: hum do humare do.
Ladki ka dil pani ki tarah hota ha??? aur ??? Larka ka dil mobile ki tarah??? chahey mobile pani me gire ya pani mobile pe ??? What mobile ki hi lagti hai…
Apni mohabat ka izhar karne walahun, chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun, koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi, koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi, isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun…
Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay par kya karu…… Pehli baat to yeh ki mera haath nahi jata hay Doosri baat yeh k ye khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata hai…
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