aap agar din ko rat kho to hum rat khenge khe aap ager khe surj ko chand khenge kyuki paglo se kbhi bahs nhi ki jati.
Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel KoKaha: Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho Vakeel: Tum Chinta Mat Karo Court Ke Baad Mujrim Kya Hua? Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi.
Best breakup : Girl:I hate u get lost, I Don’t wanna talk to you, This relationship is over- Boy:what happnd?? I didn’t look up with any girl, I love only you..! Girl:Shut up, i don’t wanna be with you, you didn’t ‘Like’ my status on facebook ..
Public To Santa: Us Rowdy Ki Vajah Se Hum Pareshaan Hai. Use Haamare Area Se Bhagaane Ka Koi Tareeka Bataao? Santa: Aasaan Hai, Use Election Mein Khadaa Karke Mla Banaa Do. Agle 5 Saal Tak Woh Tumhaare Area Ki Taraf Nahi Aayega.
3 Sardar bike se ja rahe the trafic wale ne roka aur bola tumhe malum nhi 3 sawari chlana zurm hai? 1 sardar – hume malumhai isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodne jarahe hai .
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