Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain, Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain, Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil, Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…
Ishq me ye anjam paya hai, haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA
Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se: Doctor, main jub cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, mein pehla kash leti hun to apne shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks, teesray kash mein shirt utar deti hon or chotay mein. Doctor: Ye lo G0LD LEAF or tafseelsay batao.
Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain? Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC Boy: Koi Khas Wja? Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..
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