Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha! Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya? . Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola: Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!! Kameenii !!!
Santa-Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta-Q? Santa-Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu.
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?….. Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: pota Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Student: hum do humare do.
Fir Ek Cigrete Jala Raha Hu, Fir Ek Teeli Bhuja Rha Hu, Uski Nazar Me Ye Ek Gunah hoga, Main To bas uske Vaade Bhula Rha Hu,¤ Samajna Mt Isko Meri Aadat, Main To Bus Dhuvaa Uda Rha Hu.., Ye to uski Yaado K Silsile H, Main to bas uski Yaade Jala Raha Hu, Main Peekar Itna Bahak Chuka Hu, Ke Gum K Kisse Suna Rha Hu, Hai Meri Aankhe To Aaj Num, Mgar Me Sbko Hansa Rha Hu.. Main to bus dhua uda raha hu… Mai to bus dhua uda raha hu…
Letter To Piincipal: Salaam kaminey. yeh bata kaun haramkhor paper set karta hai….? Kamino, students ki jaan nikal jati hai.. . Upar se kutte paper checkingto aise karta hai jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le raha ho… Aisa sylbus banaya hai jaise tumhare yahan to haramkhor sab topper hi janme hai.. tera baap bhi is paper me pass nai hoga. tu khud is paper mein 10 baar fail hoga. tu kabhi bahar mil saale.. bataunga Abe kutte- pagal hu kya, jo apna naam likhunga..
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