Girls poem : . . Husband hamara aisa ho….. . . . . Pocket me jiske paisa ho…. . . Saas se jab bhi fight ho…. . . Husband bole : janu tum hi right ho..
DABAANG Style.. . SIR:”Pappu tumhare saare ans galat hai.. . Pappu:”kamaal karte ho sir jee marks hi to maang rahe hay, pyar se de do warna thappad maar ke bhi le sakte hai.. . SIR:”Battamiz.. -!! . Pappu:”Battamiz -se yaad aya sir aapke pitaji kaise hai.. ?? . SIR:”nikal ja class se.. . Pappu:”Chup-cha -p marks de do warna ans sheet may itne ched karunga ki confuse ho jaoge ki fail kahan likhe aur zero kahaan likhe..
Friend: Mere Paas Gaadi Hai, Bangla Hai, Paisa Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai.. ?? . . . . Pappu:”abe Mere Pass girlfriend Hai Aur Uske baap Ke Paas 2 Petrol Pump Hai…
Teacher:”Beta Batao, Britania Tiger Ke Packet Pe Jo Green Dotbana Hai, Uska Matlb Kya Hai..?? . . . . Student:sir Iska Matlab Tiger Online Hai.
Ek Ladke Ke Face Par Infection Ho Jata Hai, Uske Papa Use Doctor Ke Paas LeJate Hai. Checkup Karne Ke Baad Doctor Ladke Se Bola. Doctor: “Girlfriend Ko Bolo LipstickKa Brand Badle, Tumhe Lakme SeAllergy Hai“
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