Sunday, 20 April 2014

Celebrity Jokes for Whatsapp 125

Arz Kiya hai… . Aankho Me Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi, Sari Raat Mobile pe baat Ki aur, Subah pata chala,Wo to girlfriend ki Mummy thi.



Dog ne cat ko kiya prpose. Aur diya red rose. Dono ho gye shadi ko taiyar. Pr ghr walo ko tha inkar. Bole ye shadi nhi hone wali Q ki ladki nhi chalegi muchho wali.



Akbar-humare ammi abba hmse itni mohabbt krte the k hume sulane k liye sari rat jagte the or hm fir b nhi sote birbal- tbhi ap iklaute rhe gye huzoor….



Ladhki k baap ne Vidai k time dulha se kaha: Beta ab humari izzat Tumare haath mai hai. Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho, Aaj hi loot lunga.



Ladkiyan Apas Me Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti H.? . . Is K To Mujh Se B Zyada ‘Bade’ Ho Gye H.. . . . . Pta Nai Kaunsa Shampoo Use Karti H Ballo Pe.



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