Celebrity Jokes for Whatsapp 126

1ladka Dusre Ladke Se.. Tum Ne Meri Gf Ko Propose Kyo Kiya.. ?? . Ladke Ne Mast Jawab Dia:” . . . . . Jab Tak Ladki Kunwari Hai.. . Na Tumhari Hai.. Na Hamari Hai.. Bas Sarkari Hai..:p :O by sharad



Aap Se To? Customer Care Best.. Bcoz, Daily 4 Msg, 2 Call, Wohi Kr dete Hain.. Aur Aap? 1Call Nhi? 1Msg Nhi? 1Miss Call Tak Nhi? Haso Mat. Sharm aani chahiye.



Dosto ki kadar karte hai utni, Aasmaan me roshni hai jitni. . Yakin nahi hai to call karke karke dekho baat karenge utni, Aapke mobile me laxmi hai jitni.



Santa ne facebook pe naya account banaya. Per use samajh nahi aa raha tha ki wall pe kya likhna hai. Kuchh der sochne ke bad usne likha – yaha peshab karna mana hai.



Phoolwala:”Saha­b Apni Gf Keliye Phool Le Lo.. . Boy:”Meri Gf Nahi Hai. Phoolwala:”To Mangetar Ke Liye Le Lo. Boy:”Meri Mangetar Nahi Hai.. Phoolwala:”to Biwi Ke Liye Hi Le Lo. Boy:”Meri Biwi Bhi Nahi Hai. . . . Phoolwala:”Aye Duniya Ke Khush Kismat Insaan Meri Taraf Se Ye Phool Free Me Le Le…:p :O By:sharad



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