1ladka Dusre Ladke Se.. Tum Ne Meri Gf Ko Propose Kyo Kiya.. ?? . Ladke Ne Mast Jawab Dia:” . . . . . Jab Tak Ladki Kunwari Hai.. . Na Tumhari Hai.. Na Hamari Hai.. Bas Sarkari Hai..
Beta:”Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya..?” . . Maa:”Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein hoga, aur ye sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga…. Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansane mein hi lagi rehti hain.. Jahan Acha Ladka dekha shuru ho gaye… Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahut makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandan bhi………..” Beta:”Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai, Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki Love marriage hui thi.
Ladka perfume shop per ja ker bola 1 perfume dey do main appni gf k ghar aaj raat dinner per jana hai us ko GIFT dena hai 1 perfume or dey do us ki sister bhi bohat hot hai us pe bhi line marni hai hmmmmm 1 or perfume dey do, us ki mom ko bhi impress karna hai dinner per jesay hi ladki ka baap enter howa to ladka ser juhka ker baith gaya GF mujhey nai pata tha k tum itney shermiley ho Ladka: mujhey bhi maloom nai tha k tumharey papa ki perfume shop hai
Santa: Phone pe itni dheemi aawaz me Kis se baat kar raha hai? Banta: Behen hai ! Santa: To phir itni Dheemi aawaz me kis liye? Banta: Teri hai is liye!
Tchr-ek achha ladka ladki ko Kaise propose krega. Boy-wo use naav me baitha k, Samundar k beech me le ja k Kahega “I LOVE U” bol nhi to Meri naav se utar.
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