Sunday, 20 April 2014

Celebrity Jokes for Whatsapp 104

Gf ne apni jins utari or bf se boli:Mujhe Ladki hone ka ahsas karao. Bf ne bhi apni jins utari or gf se bola jao dono jins dhokar lao.



Dear guys, A girl is like a doll. You can dress her, undress her, play her & use her but remember, a REAL MAN doesn’t play with dolls vishal verma



The most heart touching thought: “Lash paani par kyun tairti hai” . . . . . . . . . Kyun ki doobne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!!



Santa:-tu konse devi devta ko manta hai? . . . . . . . . . Banta:-mai shri devi or kapil dev ko manta hu.



Master ji:- tumhare dimag me gobar bhara hai kya? . . . Raju:-master ji, mere dimag me gobar hota to khaad bhi jarur hoti, tub kya mera dimag upjayu na hota?



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