Aaaj to Maa ne V saaf bol diya…. . . . Beta WIFE aisi lana… Jo facebook na use karti hon, . . . Ghar mein aur kuch kaam bhi hote hain…….
Boy and girl of 2nd standard class asked teacher: “Can kids of our age have kids?†Teacher replied†NO Never!!†Boy said to girl: “See I told you not to worry!!!!â€
Ek pagal ek dusre ganje pagal ke sar pe lipstic laga raha tha….. Ganja-mere sar par lipstic kyon laga rahe ho? Pagal-pagal main tere sar ka mind-makeup kar raha hoon……
Raat ko chupke se aati hai nind, kuch khusiyo k sapne lati hai nind, kehti hai sapno k aagosh me kho jao, bhul ke saare gum chupke se sa jao… Good night….!!! By – RAMPRASAD MUNDEL
Dimag jiska ICE, Jivan uska NICE, Dil jiska PURE, Saflta mile SURE, Najar jiski CLEAR, Vo bane sabka DEAR, . Jaise ki aap. . . . . . . . Nahi……. . Mai.
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