Aisi ko si cheez hai jinke paas hoti hai wo use hila ke kaam chalate hai aur jiske paas nahi hoti wo Ungli daal kar kaam chalate hai… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dirty Mind it is Toothbrush…
Malkin:- kya tumne friz saaf ker di? . . . . . . . . . Nokerani:-haan memsahab, Icecream to bahut savad thi.
Santa:- ab bukhar ka kya haal hai? . Banta:-bukhar to toot gaya, per kamar me dard hai. . Santa:-ghabrayo mat bhagwan kare, vo bhi jald hi toot jaye.
Que. Ye pYaR Kb hOtA hAi AnS . Jb RaHu keTu Aur shAni ki DashA khAraB ho aUr maNgal ApkA kamJor ho AuR BhaGwaN maZe lEne ke MuD mE ho
God : my 1 minute is ur 100 years….. Man : great ! God : my 1 rupee is ur 1 crore…. Man : ok..pls give me 1 rupee God : pls wait 1 minute.
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