Teacher: Agar irada pakka ho to ??? tO??? hasil karna chaho wo zarur milta hai. Student: Rehne do miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri, Miss nahi misses hoti..
Arz kiya hai Chappal choti ho to pao me nahi aati wah wah Chapal choti ho to pao me nahi aati Aur girlfrnd moti ho to bahon me nahi aati..
18 saal ho gaye koi ladki nahi pati,ye h aam zindagi…. aur 18 saal ho gaye koi ladki hume nahi pata saki, ye h MENTOS zindagi. “B POSITIVE”. Mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao
HAMARE YAHA Naya Purana Achha Kharab Taza Basi Tuta futa SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate hain Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.
Zindagi me 3 Chijhen jo apka saath nahi chhodegi.. 1:Dhadkan, 2:Parchhahi, 3:Woh “AAFAT” jiska sms aap padh rahe ho.
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