Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How’s life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon. Tumhari pyari behan – Mallika Sherawat
Q: Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess Guess . . . . A: Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
Husband aur wife hotel mey gaye tabhi ek lady ne Hello kiya. Wife: Koun thi wo? Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun ki woh bhi yehi puchegi.
Ek Pati ki Daastaan Sagaai hui Shadi Hui Biwi ghar mein aayi Ghar SWARG ban gaya Aur main… SWARGWASI!!
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item at 2.75 n sell at 15.25, Is it loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise.
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