Psychology ka practical ho ra tha. Profesr ne 1 chuhe? k liye ek tarf CAKE? or dusri tarf CHUHIYA ??rak di. Chuha? fouran Cake? ki tarf lapka Dusri baar Cake? ko badal kr ROTI?? raki. Chuha Roti?? ki tarf lapka Is tarah kai baar food-item badle mgr chuha har bar food ki tarf bhaga. Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki Hunger is bigger than girl. Itne me last row ki bench s baba Ranchor das: Sir, 1 bar chuhiya?? badal ke bhi dekh lo, ho skta h wo uski “BIWI” ho.
Wife = Where R u.? Husband ?= I’m At “Bank”. Wife = Wow thats good ? I need 20,000 ?? For new Cell Phone ,5,000 ?? for new dress ?, 6000?? for new shoes?, 4000?? for new purse?, 8000?? for my new cosmetics Husband ? = Sorry , I mean I am at Blood bank “KHOON PIYEGI KHOON ?”??
Santa: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamari dushmanihai. . . . Pappu: abe Table pe to 4 aadmi hain. . . Santa: Wo jiski muchhein hain. . Pappu: Muchhein to sub ki hain. . Santa: Wo jis k safed kapre hain. . Pappu: Wo to sub ke safed hain . Santa: ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko maar kar bola. Wo jo kamina reh gaya hai usko mai nahi chhoduga..?
WIFE:” Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaz mil gaye.. . . HUSBAND (Excited ):” Wo kaise ?? . WIFE:” 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya, 1 mai utha ke bhaag gayi, aur 1 usne mujhe fek ke mara, maine usko utha liya..??
Ek baar Lala pappu ke dukan me gaya Lala: Machis hae kya?? Pappu lighter leke aaya.. Pappu: ye lijiye Lala ne pappu ko jordar thappad mara Pappu ko din me tare najar aa gaye Lala: Sale lighter se koi kaan khujata hae kya :>
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