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Santa: Is mirror ki kya guarantee thai: Shopkeeper: Aap ise 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin tutega Sardar: Wah!! Pack it.. $M$



Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang karne wale ko sms kiya ?Mene wo sim band kar di hai, ab tu to kya tera baap bhi mujhe tang nahin kar sakta!” $M$



Sardar Hi Sardar: ?? 2 Sardar bank lootne gaye, Par gun bhool gaye? Phir bhi bank loot liya Kaise??? Bank Manager bhi sardar tha. Bola ?I trust you, gun kal dikha dena? $M$



It can happen only in Indian Movies Baghban:Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine’s Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September! u all may know that…………. Now for cricket fans……….to enhance their movie cricket rules…….. Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie. Amar Akbar Anthony :Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person. It can happen because that scene was very emotional………..??????? Pyar To Hona Hi Tha:Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside. No comment ……………Indian movies??????? Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways…………….. International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight + Khiladiyon ka khiladi ra one : when sharukh khan dies, being a south indian he was given a christian funeral but later we see kareena kapoor uske asthiyo ko paani me baha deti hai, this was a big mistake no one noticed.. In Krish , Priety got pregnant when Hrithik was not with her in 2 years. dhoom 2. . abhishek bachan jumps off the cliff. . straight on the shoulders of hrithik on a parachute .”" N last one is an epic “Sholay” where (now) jaya bachchan lights a lantern in the beginning as there is no electricity in the village.. and Dharmendra is on a water tank to commit suicide. Paani ki tanki me bina electriicity ke paani upar chadta kaise hai??



Sardar was driving 2 LONAVALA wid Girlfrnd While driving, he kept his hand on her hand. She smiled & blushingly said, U can go further!! Sardar went 2 Pune. $M$



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