Santa :”I love you. Mai tumse bohot pyar karta hoon . . . . . Girl :”I am lesbian . . . . . Santa :”Lesbian Means ??? . . . . . Girl :”Jise ladkiyo mei interest ho . . . . . . Santa :”De Taali !!! I am also a lesbian
Ek Handsome boy class mein aaya aur Saari girls dekhte hi deewani ho gai . . . . phir Larke ne aate hi kuch kaha To girls behosh… . Socho kya kaha hoga? . . . ?? Thori Jagah Dena, Jhaaru Lagana Hai
Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai… bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai… Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ?? . Baap :- Nahi kyo Bacha :- Maa kahan hain…?? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain.. jo samajh gaya wo LiKE thok Do..:-
Difference between Husband & Gadha. Ans: Husband Gadha ban sakta hai, But Gadha itna bhi Gadha nahi k Husband bane!
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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