Fizayein kehti hai pyar karo Bahaarein kehti hai aankhein chaar karo Magar gharwale kehte hai abhi umar padhne ki hai beta intezaar karo!
Hum tumhe dekhna chahte hai, tumse milna chahte hai. Par ye log bahut zalim hai, mujhe tumse milne nahi de rahe, kehte hai ‘ZOO’ band hai..!!
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein. Santa: Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Student: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Student: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup..!!
Munna Bhai: How to distinguish betwn a MURGA & MURGI?? Circuit: Bole toh, simple hai bhai. Patthar maro, agar bhaga toh Murga aur bhaagi toh Murgi!
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