Subah ko haste ho, Sham ko haste ho, Raat ko haste ho, Aate time haste ho, Jaate time haste ho, Kya samajte ho, Aap akele hee brush karte ho???
Shaadi ke pehle ladka ladki se: Darling!! Tum nahi to main nahi, Aur main nahi to tum nahi. Shaadi ke baad ladka: Aaj ya toh tum nahi ya main nahi!!
Kahi andhera toh kahin shaam hogi, Meri har khushi aapke naam hogi, Kuch maang ke toh dekho humse – Bijli, Paani ke bill aur karz mein doobi saari Property apke naam hogi.
Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai … Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai… Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai… Isliye apko Kutta katega!
Yeh zindagi hai ek janjaal yahan chalta hai paise ka kamaal na tumhare paas hai maal, na hamare paas hai maal toh fir aao khelte hai missed call missed call
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