boyfriend Girlfriend Se: Videsho Me TaLak Lena Kitna Aasan Hai Na. . ! . . . . . . Girlfriend: Haan, Tabhi To Waha Shaadi Ke Waqt Ladkiya Nahi Roti Hai..!!!
Ek ladki ne mujhse kaha ki “aap bhut achi post krte ho” . . . . Maine kaha to fir tum like kyu nhi krti ho?? . . . . Vo boli- nhi main to apki har post 2-2 baar like krtihun…. . . . Ab aap hi btao…kaun samjhay in ladkiyon ko….
Bandar-papa meri shad karva do Bandar ka papa-log abhi mera bheja hua msg padh rahe hai agar padh kar dislike kar de matlab ki rishta pakka
Cute dada giri.. . . child prayed god shiv “plz give me a cycle” . . But he didn’t get any cycle… . . next day he stole a ganesh statue & wrote letter to lord shiva . . “agar bacha chahiye to cycle le kar mandir aa jao
Two frnds go to a zoo One of the frnds catches the other frnds hand looking frightened seeing the chimpanzee in front of them in the bone meant for it. Another person in the zoo says to the frightened frnd”why are you so afraid of the chimpanzee.it’s safe in it’s bone.it couldn’t harm you coming out of the bone.be a man.” The frightened frnd replied”I’m not frightened of the chimpanzee in the bone man! I’m afraid that if I leave this idiots hand he might go and join his family in the bone.”
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