Sex Jokes for Whatsapp 8

Leave Application By A Nursery class Boy.., . . Dear Mish, Mein ny nai ana, :’( Nai ana, :’( Nai ana, :’( Nai ana, :’( Thank u.., Bash mein ny ni ana ;-(



Teacher:”Mai teri jaan nikal dungi” ka future tense kya hoga..? ?? . . . . . . . . . Studnet:”Tu, Saali Haath laga k to dikha.. Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga.. Student Rocks… teacher shock…



Santa: Operation Se Mujhe Kuch Ho Gaya To Is Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena. Jeeto: Aise Kyo Kehte Ho? Santa: Dr Se Badla Lene Ka Yehi Tareeka Hai.



Gabbar: thakur ye hath mujhe dai dai. Thakur: nahi gabbar Gabbar: thakur ye hath mujhe dai dai Thakur: le lai mere hath, jai k b, Veeru k bhi, basanti k bhi le lai, Octopus bn ja kamine Gabbar: tu to emotional ho gya sorry yar.



Boyfriend: Mujhe nahi lagata ki hamari sadi hogi. Girlfriend: kyo papa se mile? Boyfriend: nahi tumhari bahan se, solid item hai.



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