Two frnds go to a zoo One.of the frnds catches the other frnds hand tightly looking scared of seeing the chimpanzee in the bone of the zoo. Seeing the frightened frnd a person beside him says to him”why r u so afraid.the chimpanzee is in it’s bone.how would it come out of it? Leave his hand be a man!” Then the afraid frnd says to the man who spoke to him”i’m not frightened of the chimpanzee.i was frightened that if I don’t catch this idiots hand, he might go and join his family in the cage.”
Conversation b/w two frnds 1st frnd:buddy!for my pleasure could you do me some favour? 2nd frnd:ask it? 1st frnd:avoid smoking cigar! 2nd frnd:i will say u one thing.one month ago,before I met u I read books on smoking that it kills,sqeezes our lungs and it’s harmful to health. 1st frnd:oh!then u quit doing it! 2nd frnd:yaa! I quit reading those books.
Bacha : papa Aadmi Shadi Q karta hai? Papa : Q ki usko Shirt me Batan Tankna nahi Aata hai na isi liye. Bacha : To fir Darji Q karta hai? SR
Lecturer 2 studt..Wt came 1st..Sun or Moon? Student:- obviously Moon. Lecturer:- How?.. Student:- Abe Dhakkan Honey ‘MOON’ hoga, tabhi to ‘SON’ Ayega na.!
1 Din Santa ki biwi behosh ho gayi. . . . Doctor-”Ye mar gayi hai.” . . . Jab usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli-”Mai ZINDA hu!” . . . . Santa – “Chup chap pari reh, tu doctor se zyada janti hai kya…………
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