Patni: Jab tum Desi pite ho muze Paro kehte ho. Beer pite ho to Darling. Par aaj Bhootni kyu? Pati: Aaj maine SPRITE piya hai, ‘Seedhi baat no bakwas’
A recently fired stock trader said … “This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything and I still have my wife…”
Fact: Scientists hav proved that there are 648155648910 people in the world who r too lazy to read the above number. Nw dnt see and read….!!!!!!!!
During chat Boy: Hi . Girl: What? . Boy: How are u? Girl: Do I know u? . Boy: I’m rich.. . . . Girl: Oh! Hi… My name is Mary but u can call me”baby” I’m 19 & I stay in Runda. I love short dark men, especially like u&I’m glad to meet you. So, when are we going out? . . . Boy:No, no, no”Rich”is my name . . . . . . . . Girl: Sorry I don’t talk to stranges…
Boys ka common sense zero hota hai.. Kaise??????? . . … . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Gents toilet me likh kar aayenge… “Priya I Love you” Ab kya priya waha padhne jaati hai !!!!!!!!! :p
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