Beta: Papa 5+5 kitne hote hain? Santa: Ullu ke patthe, gadhe, naalaayak, tujhe kuch nahi aata.. Jaa andar se Calculator le aa!!
Teacher – Agar sacche dil se bhagwan se prathna ki jaye to woh poori hoti hai! Student – Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aap zinda nahi hote..!!
Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye, Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye, Tum jo ban jaao dost mere, Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Ghazal ho jaye!
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise pata? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se..!!
A good friend is one who tells u to study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall and says ‘Abey kitna likhega, chal bahar aa na…’
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