Monday, 26 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 147

*Boys Mentality* Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zmane Mai Laga Dunga, Uski Doli Jo Uthi. To, TO, koi baat nhi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga



Innocent Kid: Mummy, mujhe bhai chahiye. Mummy:Beta papa delhi h,jaise wo ayenge,hum baat krenge unse. Kid:Aap unhe SURPRISE Q nhi deti…



Ye zindagi bhut chhoti si hai so enjoy karo… …. kya pata…. . . . . . . . . kab shadi ho jaye, Aur life tabah ho jaye



GiRL: agar MAUKA miLa to KYA tum mujhse SHADi kroge? BOY: agar MAUKA miL gaya to phir SHAADi karne ki KYA ZARURAT he? MAUKA hi KAAFi he… :)



jb tum hasti ho to lagta he ki insaan pahle bandar hoga dekho gussa mat hona qki jb tum gussa hoti ho to lagta he ki insaan aaj v bandar he.



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