k Pahalwaan 6 feetLamba orstrong,bus me ja rha tha Conductor-Bhai sahab Ticket Pahalwaan- ham Ticketnahi liya krte Conductor Ghabra gaya par kuch kar na saka, par vo ye baatdil pe le gaya or gym join kr liya Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta or pahalwaan bolta ham ticketnhilete Aise 6 months nikal gye Ab conductor bhi tagda ho gya Agle Din conductor-Bhai ticket lele Pahalwaan-Hum ticketnhilete Conductor- shakti dikhate hue “Q nhi lete?” Pahalwaan- Pass banwa rkha haiisliye nhi lete
Father: What did you learnt at school? Kid: Give and take. Father: Good. Kid: Yes, I gave Jacka punch and took his lunch.
1. Result agar acha ho: Teacher- Hoshiyarbachahai Maa-Bhagwan ki kripa hai Papa-Beta kiska hai DOST-Chal daaru peetey hai 2. Love me fail hone pr Maa-Beta bhul ja usko Papa- Be a Man! DOST-CHAL DAARU peetey Hai YAAR 3. Result agar bura ho: Teacher-Padhai mein dhyan nhi kya Maa-Aag lage is mobile mein Papa-Laad pyar ne bigaaddiya Dost-Chal daaru peetey hai B’day par Maa-Jug jug jiye mera beta Papa-Hamesha aage bade DOST-Chal daaru peetey hain MORAL OF THE STORY- DOST KABHI NAHI BADALTE
Murphy’s Funny laws: 1) Law of Queue:Ifyou change queues,the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone. 3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose willbeginto itch. 4) Law of the Workshop:Anytool,when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. 7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you knowincreaseswhen you are with someone you don’twant tobe seen with. 8) Law of the Result:When you trytoproveto someone that a machine won’t work, it will. 9) Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the screen arrive last. 11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do somethingwhich will last until the coffee is cold. 12) Law of Proposal: Afteru accept a proposalyou will get a betterone.
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