Chantu-aaj mujhe ek message mila aur uske baad mera mobile off ho gaya Bantu-message kya tha Chantu-battery low:P
Wah Re BOTTLE “Janam hote hi dudh ki bottle.. Thoda bada hote hi pepsi ki bottle.. Jawani me beer ki bottle.. Uske baad whisky ki bottle Liver fail hua to Glucose ki bottle Operation hua to khoon ki bottle Mar gaya to ganga jal ki bottle Ek baar pakro to zindgi bhar ka sath deti hai BOTTLE..
Biwi kam ki honi chaiye Bina kam ka toh manmohan bhi hai??
ek sardar bina chhile kela kha raha tha… . kisine usse kaha iise chhil toh lo . . . sardar bola isse chilne ki koi jarurat neji mujhe malum hai isme kela hai..
muqara waqt nahi hota unki nawazishon ka dost jido dill kry odo hi switch chuk dindy ny dear wapda .. dity mou twada
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