BOY: Agar wo meri nehi hui, to kisika nehi hone dunga…. . . . . . FRNDS FRM BEHIND: Aur agar wo teri hui, to kya sabka hone dega..??!!!!
A Chaiwala was Flirting a Beautiful Girl in Romantic StyleB-) :- Bholi si Surat Aaankhon mein masti Durrr khadi Sharmaaye… Aaaaay haaaaye… B-) Girl >:O :- Kaali si Surat Haathon mein Kitli Dur Khada Chillaaaye … Chai Chaiiiii…
2 ladkiyan best friends thi… Ittefaq se dono ki mout ho gai Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili Or ek dusry se marney ki Wajah puchi . Pehli Boli: Main apne pati pr boht ziada shak krti thi k kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office se jaldi ghar aakr dekha k pati akela hi betha hai . ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai . . . Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum ne “freezer” khol k dekh liya hota to na tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se
PAPPU Biwi Se: Pani Pila Do … Biwi :- Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ?? .. … .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. …….. …………… ……… PAPPU (Gussey se): “Nahi”Gala Check Karna Hai Kahin se”LEAK”to Nahi Hai =P xD
Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge? . . . . . . . . . Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!
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