True Love: Baba :- Beta tujh pr chudail ka saya hai… . . . …. . . . . Ladka :-Baba me thappad mar dunga Agar Meri Girlfriend k bare me kuch kaha to….:-D
Tension When Wife Is Pregnant. Terror When Girlfriend Is Pregnant. Horror When Both Are Pregnant. Tragedy When You Are Not Responsible For Both.
Ek admi ki shadi hui, Dost se Mashwra liya k apni Biwi ka Dil kese jetoon.. ?? . . Frnd:”Us k paas Cigret laga kar jana or dhuwa us k muh pe mar k kehna:”Agar tum kaho to ye adat bhi chor sakta hun…:-> . Us ne jaa kar esa hi kiya.. . . . . Biwi ne sun kar jawab dia:”NAi its 0k.. Agar GOLD FLAKE hai to ek SUTTA Mujhe bhi marna hai..:->
Santa: Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti hai,, Mujhe facebook pe ID bana do,, . . . Santa ne kaha: Tujhe ID ChalaniAati bhi hai kya.?? Woh kehti : Chala aap lena…..main picche baith jaungi ..
Newton: How to write 4, in btwn 5? China: It is a Joke. Japan: Impossible America: Question wrong. Pak: if u ask foolish question, ill kill u. UK: Not possible. From India Rajnikant: “F(IV)E”
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