Reporter: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar dont have clothes to wear. Laalu: U FOOL,tum FTV dekhe ho? Rich women bhi clothes nahin pehanti hai. Yeh fashionwa hai!
Pappu – Baapu idhar aa… Pappu ki Maa – Aise nahi bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hain. Pappu – Baapu, izzat ke saath idhar aa..!!
Iss jahan main aae ho to, kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan, Jiss gali se guzro, aawaaz aae –”ABBAJAAN – ABBAJAAN”
Wife jab tum desi peete ho to mujhe PARO kehte ho, Jab WHISKY peete ho to Darling kehte ho, Aaj kya peekar aaye ho? Husband : Aaj main hosh mein hun!
BHAKT – Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki main marne ke baad phir zinda ho sakun. BHAGWAN- Ye mere bas ki baat nahi hai putr, ye toh sirf Ekta Kapoor hee kar sakti hai.
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