A poor man catches a fish, but he wasn’t able to cook it coz there was,,, No gas, No oil, No spices, Man put d fish back in d water. . . Fish shouts :”CONGRESS ZINDABAD”
With so much corruption around, here is a corruption special… . . . . . . . . . . . Ye Jo Silsila Chal Nikla Hai Jahaan Mein Rishwaton Ka, Tum Bhi Kuch Le De Ke Meri Kyu Nahi Ho Jati!?
An Arab being interviewed at the US Embassy CONSUL: “Your name, please?” ARAB: “Abdul Aziz.” CONSUL: “Sex?” ARAB: “SIX times a week.” CONSUL: “I mean, male or female?” ARAB: “Both male & female & sometimes even camels.” CONSUL: “Holy cow!” ARAB:”Yes, cows & dogs too.” CONSUL:”Man, isn’t that hostile?” ARAB:”Horse style, dog style,any style!” CONSUL:”Oh dear!” ARAB:”Deer?No deer, they run too fast!!?
Yeh Zindgi Bahut Choti Si Hai Yaaron.. Enjoy Kar Lo.. . . Kya Pata.. . . . . . . Kab Pyaar Ho Jaaye Aur Life ki waat lag Jaaye.
3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahay they. K achanak 1 pari aai or kaha k main tum 3 ki 1-1 wish poori karun gi. 1st: main white or khoob soorat hona chahta hun. Pari ne us ko white or khoob soorat bana diya. 2nd walay ne b yahi wish ki. Pari ne Us ki b wish poori ho gai. Teesra zor zor hans raha tha. Pari ne kaha hanso mat or wish batao Teesra bola: in dono ko phir se kala kar do. Moral: Dost hote hi kaminy han ::D:D:D:D
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