Saturday, 31 May 2014

Sex Jokes for Whatsapp 94

Ha ha ha ha hha ha he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he……… KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI…. ha ha ha



Life is like MATHS: Friend ko plus + karo, Dushman ko Minus – karo, Khushiyon ko Multiply X karo, Gam ko Divide / karo, aur life ENJOY karo!



A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don’t know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.



Kabhi dost kehte ho, Kabhi dua dete ho, Kabhi bewaqt neend se jagaa dete ho. Par jab bhi sms karte ho, khuda ki kasam khushi ka ek lamha aur badha dete ho!!



What did Shivaji say to Bruce Lee when he met him? ‘tu karate main marathe.’



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