Musibat ka syrup ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Aafat ki syringe ho tum, Par kya karen jhelna padta hai, Kyun ki dosti ka oxygen ho tum!
aap aaj phir nazar nahi aaye tamanna ke phool phir murjhaye jane kin galiyon me kho gaye hai aap hum to police station se paagal khane tak dhund aaye!
Socha tumhe chand kahu par usme daag hai, Socha tumhe suraj kahu par usme aag hai, Fir socha tumhe bander kahu par.. Usme bhi dimaag hai..!
1 Man:Yaar mujhe apni galfrnd ko gift dena hai,kya dun? 2 Man:Gold ring de de. 1 Man:Koi badi cheez bata? 2 Man:M.R.F ka tyre de de!
2 points tat prove ‘Ur a Normal Student’ -Unnecessarily talking on phone -Plan each day 2 study but at d end of d day – ‘kal se pakka’
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