Tuesday, 27 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 158

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him? Man: No my lord, he give it to me. Judge: when did he give you? Man: when I showed him the gun.



2 Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone… . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1) I don’t have iPhone… . and . 2) I don’t have a girlfriend.



Gareebi Kya Hai.. ?? .. Jab 1 Khubsurat Ladki 2 Rupiye Me Kiss Karne Ko Taiyaar Ho.. . . . . . Aur.. . . . . . Tumhare Paas Sirf 1 Rupiya Ho..



Angraiz Hindi Me Darwaza Kholne Ko Kese Kahega? Nahi Pata? Ok,Mai Batata Hu “THERE WAS A COLD DAY” Isko Tez Tez Padho Khud Smajh Jaoge:-)



Jackie Chan’s wife dies 1 yr after marriage. Sardar tries to console Jackie but doesn’t know what to say. Sardar : Hota hai yaar. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti. ??



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