Teacher:- Batao sacha desh bhagt kaun hota h. Sardar:- Jo enlish toilet seat par bhi Indian style me baithta ho. $M$
Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:- Ghar kab aa rahe ho. SmS. karke batao. Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta SmS. free nahi h. $M$
. 1 Engineer mandir main bol raha tha.. Hey Bhagwan.. Teri Kirpa Teri Daya Teri Shradha Teri Aradhna Teri Bhakti Teri Archna Teri Pooja Teri Aarti Teri Maya Teri Geeta Teri Vidhya Teri Riddhi Teri Siddhi Teri Laxmi Teri Karuna Teri Meher Teri Leela Teri Mahima.. . . …..meri ek bhi nahi ???
Sardar_ Kya 50 saal ki aurat ko bachcha ho sakta hai? Wife_ Bahut mushkil hai. Sardar_ To apni Bhen ko samjha. Faltu may CONDOM ka kharcha karvati hai sali ! $M$
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