M_rkh, St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f, Ghoch _, _ll_, Bhondu_ dekha.. Everything is incomplete without ‘U’!!
1)Smoking 2)Drinking 3)Charas 4)Ganja 5)Chicken 6)Mutton 7)Oily food 8)Masala 9)Sleep 10)Pollution => Heart Attack Matlab Dus bahane karke le gaye DIL!!
Difference between Wife and Saali? Saali Pension, Wife Tension Saali Yummy, Wife Vehmi Saali Cool, Wife Fool Saali – a Fresh Cake And a Wife – An Earth Quake!!
Wo aaye aur hum dekhte rahe, wo muskuraye par hum dekhte rahe, wo bolte rahe aur hum sunte rahe par jab wo jane lage to hum chillaye Mam attendance to lete jayiye!!
2001 – Earth Quake 2002 – WTC Attacks 2003 – Rains 2004 – Wars 2005 – Tsunami 2006 – Floods 2007 – ..??? AAP KA SUROOR..!!
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