Maths teacher to Santa- If u had Rs.1000 in 1 pocket & Rs.1000 in d other, wat wud u think? Santa: Yeh Pant kiski hain???
jis tarah heere ko heera kaatha hai… sone ko sona kaatha hai… lohe ko loha kaatha hai… theek usi tarah dekh lena ek din tumhe kutta katega….
After Finishing MBBS Dr. Munna bhai starts his practice. He checked 1st patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally says BOLE TO……. TORCH THEEEEK HAI
Chori Chori Yeh Aana Jaana Chod Do Chupke Chupke Yun Nazar Milaana Chod Do Kisi Din Bahut Pitoge Unse Tum Yeh Mandiro se Jute Churana Chod Do!!
Ek pyari si surat, Ek masoom sa chehra, Ek nazuk ada, Kuchh masti kuchh maza, Thodi si shrarat, Bahut saari mohabbat, Sabse alag sabse juda, Jiski hai pyari har ek ada..! Thanx,Aapne MERE bare me itna pada..!
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