Boy: “ Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time? †Girl: “ Awww…. What Happen? †Boy: “ It Annoys Me. †Girl: “ Awwww… I Am So Sorry †Boy: “ It’s Ok, You Are A Sweetheart. †Girl: “ Awww….. I Know! †Boy: “ Get Lost Bye. †Girl: “ Awww…. Baby Gussa Ho Gya.. †Boy: “ Whatever!†Girl: “ Aww…. You Look So Cute When Angry†Boy Pulls Out The Gun, Shoots Himself She: “ Awww…. Mar Gaye“
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AJAB PREMI KI GAZAB KAHANI Samosa Said 2 Aloo: Jab Main Fry Hota Hun To Tumhe Cover Kar K Garam Oil Se Bacha Leta Hu Bcoz I Luv U Aloo Said: Jab Log Tumhe Fry Hone K Foran Bad Khate H To Main Unka Muh Jala Deti Hun Bcoz I Love U Too
Inki Luv Story Pe Na Jaiye, Samosa Thanda Hi Khaiye..:))) Jesh….
Lady: mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jis ke 2 faide ho.. . Sabzi wala: yeh lijiye Kheera, 1: Pasand aaye to khaa lena, Werna . . 2: Gol piece ker ke aankhon per laga sakti hain
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,”You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.” The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese”. “Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,”replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,”You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.” Shocked, Spielberg replies,”It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.” The Chinese replies,”Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”
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