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Last Benchers… Student’s Law Of Tension . . . . . . Pressure Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For the Exams, . . Where ‘KAL SE PADHENGE’ Remains Constant..
1.College:” Yaadein . 2.Pricipal:” Jaani Dushman . 3.Classes:” Kabhi kabhi . 4.Canteen:” Kabhi alvida na kehna . 5.Course:” Godzilla . 6.Exams:” Kalyug . 7.Examination hall:” Chamber of secret . 8.Exam-time:” Qayamat se qayamt tak . 9. Question paper:” Paheli . 10.Answer paper:” Kora kagaz . 11.Cheating:” Aksar/Chupke chupke . 12. Paper out:” Plan . 13.Examiner:” The killer . 14.Last exam:” Independence day . 15.Paper correction:” Andha kanoon . 16.Marks:” Assambhav . 17.Result:” Murder . 18.Pass:” Ajooba Chamatkar . 19. Fail:” Devdas . 20. Supplementary:” Aakhri raasta . 21.Vacation:” Waah Ilife ho to aisi..
Best Slogans….. 1. Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free. 2. Sign on a famous beauty parlor in Mumbai-don’t whistle at the gal going out frm here. She may b ur grandmother! 3. Sign on a bulletin board- Success is relative,More d success, more d relatives. 4. Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Mumbai- we need ur heads to run our business. 5. A traffic slogan- don’t let ur kids drive if they r nt old enough or else they never will b old. 6. THE BEST ONE- Its God’s responsibility to forgive d terrorist organizations. It’s our responsibility to arrange d meeting btween them & god. – Indian Armed Forces..
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