Sex Jokes for Whatsapp 18

Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya? Bnta-Liya Nai..Gf Ka Uthaya H Snta-Q? Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate.. Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya SR



Teacher-where were you born? Boy-i was born in India Teacher-which part? Boy-my whole part was born in India:P



Santa apni wife se-Nind me ho to sapna bhejo… Jag rhe ho to yade bhejo… Ro rhe ho to aansu bhejo… or Sms padh rhe ho to reply bhejo… Wife-Toilet me hu kya bheju…



How to kill a girl? . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans: give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmotics? and ?Lock her in a room without a mirror?



Question in Exams WHY ARE CROWS BLACK IN COLOUR?? (10 MARKS ) . . … . . . Engineering Student: Because Crow says Cow (Kaow kaow) COW gives MILK, MILK is WHITE, WHITE is very BRIGHT, BRIGHTness gives future to STUDENTS, STUDENTS are the leaders of TOMORROW, TOMORROW never comes before TODAY, TODAY I should go COLLEGE, COLLEGE is the home of KNOWLEDGE, KNOWLEDGE has nothing to do people like BUFFALOW! But Crows sit on BUFFALOW, BUFFALOWS are Black…… So Crow is black….! Diagram on Next Page..!! This is how engineers answer in xams We can prove anything for 10 marks…



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