Boy – Tumhari age kya hai… Girl – 20 yrs Boy – Tumne to 5 yrs pahle v yahi bataya tha. . . . . . . Girl – Dekha ladkiya juban ki kitni pakki hoti hai.
1 ladki dukandar se 1st ladki:-aisa card mil sakta jis par likha ho ki me sirf tum se hi pyar karti hau. Dunkandar:- mil jayege madam? ladki :- 8 pack kar do.
Wife: Mein Tumhare Bache Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon… Santa : Pareshan Ho Kar Bolta Hai. Lekin Mera To Koi Bacha Hai Hi Nahi…!!
DAD To Son Dad:Son Y Do U Look So Upset? Son:I Cant Tell U Dad Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend . . . . . . . . Son:…….Yar Teri Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gaye Hai
ye lo BRA, Ab khud na pehen lena,aapki girl frnd ki hai, Rat ko khel-khel me mere pas bhul gayi thi. Ab thanks bolkr rulayega kya pagle?
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