Sochne waali baat hain: Hum jeete ek baar hai, marte ek baar hai, pyar ek baar hota hai aur shaadi bhi ek hi baar hoti hai.. Toh fir ye.. EXAMS BAAR-BAAR KYUN?
Santa wid his galfrnd in a restaurant. Santa:Main last baar puch raha hun,tum mujhse shadi karogi ya nahi? Gf:Main nahi kar sakti. Santa: Thik hai, Waiter bill alag alag lekar aana!
Circuit- Ye Doctor log operation karne se pehle patient ko behose kyo karte hai? Munna Bhai: Bole to patient khud operation karna sikh na le isliye.
Man shadi se pehle superman, shadi ke baad gentleman, 10 saal baad watchman, 20 saal baad apne hee jaal me fasa Spiderman.
Kisi ki Yaad aaye-yaad karo Zyada aaye-SMS karo Aur Zyada aaye-PHONE kro Aur bhi Zyada aaye-toh MILO Usse bhi Zyada aaye-Pyar karo Usse bhi Zyada aaye-Shaadi karo. PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.
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