Santa ko ek bar banta ne khane per bulaya. Santa jab banta ke ghar aaya to ghar per lock laga tha aur likha tha “dekha kaisa ullu banaya. ” Santa ne hoshiyari dikhai aur neeche likh diya “main to aaya hi nahin tha.” =D \m/
Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha : Mujhe S.V. Road pe ek Purse mila hai jisme 15000 cash. . .ek Credit Card aur nilkanth patil ke naam ka ID mila hai… Radio Jockey : Wah… Aap kitne imaandaar hain… Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge. . ??? Pappu : Nahi… Main chahta hu ki nilkanth patil ke liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye… ??
Sir everywhere _/\_??? ROCKING?SARDARS : ?????????????????????????? SARDARJI : I am Proud,b coz my son is in Medical College . Friend: Really, what is he studying. SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are studying him. ?????????????????????????? SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. SARDARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final game. ?????????????????????????? SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? SARDARJI : No, I’ll also stay with your sister. ?????????????????????????? SARDARJI : People consider me as a ‘GOD’ Wife: How do you know?? SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.. ?????????????????????????? SARDARJI complained to the police: ‘Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV in my house.’ Police: ‘Howz that the thief did not take the TV?’ SARDARJI : ‘I was watching TV news…’ ?????????????????????????? SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying ‘Parking Fine’ He writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for the compliment.’ ?????????????????????????? How do you recognize a SARDARJI in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. ?????????????????????????? Once a SARDARJI was walking. He had a glove only on one hand . So the man asked him why. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. ?????????????????????????? SARDARJI : Why are all these people running? Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup SARDARJI – If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running? ??????????????????????????
Height of prank call phone rings…. Tring tring…. Boy:- hello roshni He kya..?? Girl :-Nhi..!! Boy :-Toh candle jala na pagal ….!!
Santa continued…? Santa road pe potty kar raha tha. Police ne use pakad liya. Jab use le jaane lage to Santa bola kanoon ke rakhwalon, saboot to utha lo… ———————– Santa:- Yaar toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya h. Dukardar:- 1 baal toota to naya Q le rahe ho. Santa:- Jo tuta h wo akhiri tha… ———————– Santa:- Bhai 2 ticket dena. Conductor:- 2 kyu. Santa:- 1 kho jaye to dusra kaam ayega. Conductor:- Agar dono kho gaye to. Santa:- Abe fir paas kab kaam ayega. ———————– Santaji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..? Kyunki Santaji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h… ———————– Santa ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi… ———————– Santa hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter:- What do u like to have sir.? Santa:- 1 Plate Egg’s father… ———————– Santa:- Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho..? Halwai:- 30 saal se. Santa:- Badi sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani. ———————– Santa wrong side car chala rha tha to bola:- O shit, Aaj phir late ho gaya sare log wapas jaa rahe hai… ———————– Santa 1st time plane me baitha, jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha Santa pilot ko maarne laga aur bola:- Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar rha h. ———————–
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