Sex Jokes for Whatsapp 20

Sardar: Dunya ka sab sey purana janwar kon sa hai ? Pathan: Zebra Sardar : Woh kaisy ??? Pathan: Oyey yara woh abi tak Black and White hai…



Ek baar sardar ko macchar bahut pareshaan kar raha tha to sardar bed ke niche chup gaya , usi samay ek jugnu waha ata hai , phir sardar bolta”sala ab torch le ke aa gaya”:-P



Mom: School ja .. . Pappu : nahi jaunga … . Mom: kyun ?? . . Pappu: Job kar lunga … !! . . Mom:” Nalayak beshram.. Class 2 mein padh k kya job karega..?? . . . . . Pappu:” Class 1 ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga … !!



This Poem Is For All Students.. Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi Hai dostiiii… . . Khoya khoya in Kitabo me, Aata mujhe, kuch bhi nahi.. . . Har Problem har Concept main kaise sehta hu…. . . Har pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hu.. . . Tujhe bhula diya… Tujhe bhula diya… . . phir kyun tere syllabus ne mujhe Rula diya.. Mujhe rula diyaa..



Ek Sharabi full tight ho kar ghar ja raha tha, Raaste mein mandir ke bahar Pujaari dikha . . Sharabi ne Pujaari se pucha:” Sabse bada kaun ?? Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha:” Mandir Bada . . Sharabi bola:” Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada ?? . Pujaari:” Dharti badi Sharabi:” Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi . Pujaari:” Sheshnaag bada Sharabi:” Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ji ke gale mein kyun pada ?? . Pujaari:” Shiv Bada Sharabi:” Shiv bada toh Parvat par kyun khada ?? . Pujaari:” Parvat bada Sharabi:” Parbat bada toh Hanumaan ki ungli pe kyun pada ?? . Pujaari:” Hanumaan bada Sharabi:” Hanumaan bada toh Ram ke charno mein kyun pada ?? . Pujaari:” Ram bada ?? . Sharabi:” Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada ?? . Pujaari:” Arrey Mere baap tu bata de kaun bada ?? . . Sharabi:” Iss duniya mein woh hi bada, jo puri bottle pee ke apne pairo pe Khada… Hahahahaha Thoko Like



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