Boys-Boys are inellegent not girls Girls-prove it! Boys-We always say intelleGENTS not intelletLADIES yeah boys!!!
Ek aurat Bache ko liye ro rhi thi. Ek sindhi ne rone ki wajah puchi. Aurat ne kaha k mera bacha bimar hai aur dawa k liye paise nhi hain.. sindhi ne 1000 ka note dia or kaha jao dawa lo or Rs.100 ka doodh bhi le lena. Baqi paise mujhe wapis de do.. Aurat thori der baad dawa or dudh le ayi baki 650rs sindhi ko wapis kr diye.. sindhi khush hua or sochne laga k Neki kabhi zaya nahi jati.. Doctr ko fees mil gayi, Bache ko dawa mil gai, Doodh mil gaya, aur… mera nakli note bhi chal gaya.? Jai Jhule Lal
Everyone goes with the flow.. but the one who goes opposite to the flow becomes someone remarkable in life.. Before I could explain this to the TRAFFIC POLICE.. Pandu ne “chaalan” faad diya..!!
Santa: Name different type of cheese.. Banta: Feta, gouda, bekhudi, mozarella… Santa: Wait a min… what is bekhudi… Banta: hoshwalon ko khabar kya, bekhudi kya cheese hai…. ?
God:What do you want? Boy:A very beautiful girl! God:If you are a muslim I will give you Katrina,if you are a hindu I will give you Kareena,if you are a christian I will give you Genilia,what’s ur name? Boy:Abdul Vijay Fernandes. God:Rakhi Sawant de saale ko.Bahut over smart ban rhah:)
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