‘Sardar Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi’
‘Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do. SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don? Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai, Yahi pe Dikha Do.’
Rajani is back with new ones ….. ??Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog …….. Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!! ??Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!! ??Government of india pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!! ??Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world…… Thus…….The google was born!!!! ??Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..????? British would have fought for Independance…. ??Best Rajani joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!! ??An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore. Rajanikanth stopped it at Mandya …. ??Why do earthquake occurs????? Because at that time Rajanikanth’s mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!! ??Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school…..! Since then that day is known as………….Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??The pyramids in Egypt are actually…………. ……….Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!! ??Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore…..!! Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner????? …………………. To play Carrom!!!!!! ??Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting….
Always speak truth to ur parents . . . . . ….. . . . . N run away bcoz chappal often moves faster than u
This one is hilarious…. cudnt stop laughing…. UP Bhaiya went to make a passport. Officer- Whats your Name? Bhaiya – pankaj tiwari Officer – Provide us your PAN Details. Bhaiya -120/300, Banarasi, halka Chuna, double Kattha, navratan kivam , Kachi pakki Supari, long – ilaychi aur tanik hari patti .????
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