Tuesday, 27 May 2014

Sex Jokes for Whatsapp 7

Kuch boyz k common sense bhi zero hote hai .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Kaise….???? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Gents toilt mei likh kr aate hai Priya I love u Aab kya priya vaha padhne aaengi Hadd hai boyz ki ?



Height of irritating someone:” Boy:” pen hai ?? . . Girl:” nahi.. . . Thodi der baad.. Boy:” pen hai ?? Girl:” nahi bola na.. . . Boy:” pen hai pen ?? Girl:” nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to hathode se sar phod dungi tera..:@ . . . Kuch der baad… Boy:” hathoda hai kya..??? . Girl:” nahi.. . . Boy:” accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???..



Sonia Gandhi ne, Rahul Gandhi ko Thappad mara.. Reason. ??? . Facebook ke comments padh padh kar, Rahul ne bhi likh diya, “Mummy toh Indian honi chaiye.. Italian toh Pizza bhi hota hain..



Ab batao inmey se Sardar konsa hai ??? . Customer- Ek colgate dena !!! Dukaandaar- Kaun sa ? Customer- Pepsodent. ~_~



Doctorate Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful?? Prafful: Doctorate Hansa Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho?? Hansa: Achha Who Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr Majama Nai… Khana Kha K Jana Ho… Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai?? Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi… But Dr Already Ate… Dr Ate… Doctorate…. @Ch!ntan@



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