In 1975,superman,spiderman &batman were flying across India and suddenly They died, How? Na Munna Na! Har cheez ka answer Rajnikanth nahi hota..;-> Yaad hai, Sholay me Gabbar ne 3 goliyan hawa me chalayi thi..
Amitabh public toilet se poora bheeg KE nikla Jaya: aap toh susu karne gaye the? AB: jaise mein andar Gaya koi kamina bola “AMITABH BACHCHAN” aur sab meri taraf ghoom Gaye…
1 sardar pilot raat me plane land karte wakt majak sujhi. Usnd ofcl code use karne ki bajaye grwnd staff se puchha: “guess who”? Grwnd staff ne niche ki sari signal,lights off kar di aur replay bheja:”guess where”?
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha “hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
Wen u feel sad,go infront of mirror Luk at your self n say”M So Cute” U’l smile automaticaly Bt dont make it habit coz ROZ ROZ KA MAZAK ACHA NAHI
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